Front of card
Inside of card


- your name

Shipping Address

Tell us where to send the card

1. Choose a greeting:

2. Enter your name:

3. Send the card!

What does it look like?

Here is an example of what the final product looks like. We use only the best ink and card materials to ensure that your card will look and feel clean and beautiful. Also, every time you purchase a greeting card, we will donate one (1) high five to each other.

Is this legit?

Hell yeah it is. Here are some lucky recipients of our cards.

What's the point?

Over 100 billion emails are sent and received every day. 6000 Tweets sent every second. The internet has been done. Nothing says "I'm sorry I ran over your dog" like a beautiful, real-life card delivered right to your friend's doorstep.

How long does it take?

Your card is printed and shipped within two business days. After that, it typically takes USPS 2-5 days to deliver the card. International shipping may take longer. When your order is confirmed, we'll give you a delivery estimate, but keep in mind that orders usually arrive sooner.

How much does it cost?

We charge a flat $5 USD fee for each card, which includes shipping to anywhere in the world. Even North Korea lmao.

Other Questions?

If you'd like to contact us for any reason, including help with your order, homework, or if you have any dank-ass memes, email us at